Compulsory Introduction

Hello.

     Seems I’m a new writer here. Well, so… I guess you want to know a little something about me then. No? Well, that’s kind of too bad, because you’re stuck with me for at least this post.

     I have a high opinion of myself, and have been playing video games since I could hold a controller. I think there’s a picture somewhere of my dad holding me on his lap, with me gripping an Atari 3600 joystick. Maybe I’m making that up. Guess what? YOU’LL NEVER KNOW! HAHAHAHAHA!

     *ahem* Besides being predisposed to maniacal laughter, I’ll pretty much play any game that comes my way.  I have a Wii named Li’l Mac.

    I’m broke and cheap, so I tend to not review new games as they’re out, opting instead for the sweet sweet nostalgia of Ye Olden Dayes.

    I love old school Transformers (I heart Soundwave), and will read anything even touched by Alan Moore. Neil Gaiman too.

     I sing the theme songs of my t-shirts. It annoys people.

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